Isaac Newton-was born into slavery in the mid 1700s. He was never really loved as a child and released his frustration through his music with songs like 'Man Chowder' and 'The Dreams of J.B. Skills and the Modifier.' Issac is now the key lyricwriter for Stoopid, and likes to rule over the band with an iron fist, but fails to control. He also likes to throw bugs inside of pans full of boiling grease, and doesn't share as he withers away in his self-pity.